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Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human
@dibonz this has big u energy
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Leaked footage of the Joker movie
That’s it. That’s the movie.
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Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.
Customer: Is that good?
Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.
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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
Are these my old upstairs neighbors
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do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not
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Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain
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DIRECT ACTION
Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won’t change things either. It just goes on the national debt.
are you…talking to the cockatoo
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[Description: A Shell ad that has been half torn off the interior of a bus, revealing a Cif ad underneath. Together the two adds make the sentence
Our Goal is to - completely kill
the planet - & 99% of bacteria
on it for the - lowest price. ]
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