Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
How to be a famous Youtuber
- Step one: Make videos
- Step two: Move to LA
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- Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
- Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.
- Cashier: That'll be $17.67
- Me: *hands over $20*
- Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”