From My Heart Flown
Courtney. Nineteen. Florida.

lysophosphatidylinositol:

When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud

(Source: anarchoanarchism)

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts)

How to be a famous Youtuber

  • Step one: Make videos
  • Step two: Move to LA
Anonymous asked:
Hay there beautiful person! SURPRISE! Once you get this, you should put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Help spread Anon love, not hate!

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This made my day :) Thank you so much!

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

  • Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.
  • Cashier: That'll be $17.67
  • Me: *hands over $20*
  • Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

(via coutre)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter)

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(Source: merankoria)

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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